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Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own ten weird things or habits or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you must choose six people to be tagged and list their names. No tag-backs!

Sorry, I'm not drunk so this won't be nearly as good. Next time I'm drunk I'll make an entry to make up for it.

Oh, Disclaimer: You may already know these things due to me being a fountain of emotional diarrhea.

1. I don't want to start a relationship with someone I don't know very well, but if almost any of my friends asked me out, I'd at least go on one date with them.

2. I get jealous way too easily, but I try not to act on those feelings very often.

3. The connotation behind the word "Christian" to me is a very ominous, bad, evil one.

4. I copy people's behaviors, mannerisms, and interests a lot. And jokes. (And LJ posts evidently.)

5. A lot of my friends are really hot/pretty/cute/etc. but if I told them that they would only think I was saying that because I'm their friend. It's frustrating: I wish I looked like some of them!

6. I'm not as smart as some people thin I am - if I was then I would do my homework. Smartness isn't about test scores, it's about hard work, and I don't work hard at all.

7. I'm really unreliable, and I get everywhere late, but I want people to depend on me so much that I'll almost do anything if someone asks me to.

8. People tend to think that they're better friends with me than I do. (As in, I don't think we're as good as friends as the other person does.)

9. I want very badly to be wanted; I like it when people "force/make/beg" me to do things. And when I think someone is jealous because of me it rubs my ego - though they usually aren't.

10. People don't think of me "like that." I don't want them to. But it still bothers me.

I tag anyone who reads this. If you've already done it then...do it again? Or don't. If not then do it. Or don't. +) Happy March! (In 7 min.)

Amendment 1: When I think of something I want to say to someone, compliment or otherwise, it bothers me a lot to not to say it, even if it's off-topic or seemingly random. I hold fake conversations in my head a lot, and if there's something I get in my head I want to say to you, then I usually say it...even if it doesn't pertain any longer. I usually try and manipulate the conversation to go to the topic I want to talk about, but if I can't I'll just say it.


And It usually starts with "So..."

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Whatever it means to you, Happy Thanksgiving!

I stand corrected; I can be surprised. I have very good friends who do more for me than I would expect anyone to. Thanks a lot, I love you guys.

<3

Happy Birthday me!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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Contrary to previous entries I will probably not post another livejournal entery again. I will, however, keep my account so that I can read yours.

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Poll #822845 Poll Dancer
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: Friends, participants: 4

If you were stuck on an island who would you be?

Who is the best person?

If you had a lovely buch of coconuts, who would you give the most to, and why?

What turns you on most, in the same sex? in opposite sex?

What is the best thing a friend can do?

Would you like to come over, and if so, when?

On a scale from one to really awful, really awful being the best, how would you rate bacon?

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As a friend and/or lover, how would you rate me?

10 seems like a good number to stop on. Tell me something awsome.

also, this doesn't count as my entry coming soon.

Today was very vivacous!

I went to party city, or as I like to call it: "El Ciudad de Fiestas"



I went with the White Witch of the Waffle House, Hannah (spelled backward of course), and Mad Eyed Jill, the Pirate.



I was there too, of course, and I was pretty pimpin' if I do say so myself. I still think Hannah shoulda bought this hat becaue it totally matches her room (which I'VE totally seen).

But things weren't all dandylions and chipndales, oh no, things were about to get funky, funky, funky...



I saw Mad Eyed Jill reaching up for something on the shelf.
"What are you reaching for?" I asked.

I was about to find out, much to my distaste.



She SLAPPED the Hannah-enchanted tiera on my head. It burned and my brain was on fire. It was like there were ants in my skull running around. Red ants at that. Once I got bit by one when I was little; it didn't feel good at all. But thats a story for another day.
Anyway.
The Magic Helltiara was on my head, and who knows what was going on. I was so confused.

I passed out.



I slowly awoke to a strange sight.
"Uhh...who's there?"
I could barly make out a face.



I finally came to enough to make out hannah's face. She was oddly pastoralized and looking somewhat like a pastel panting.
"Hannah?"
"Yes, It is I child, and it is time for you to embark upon your great quest to recover the lost tiara."
"What lost tiara?"
"Child, the tiara holds great power and it cannot fall into the wrong hands. If Mad Eyed Jill were to get hold of it, there is no telling what this world would come to. Hurry! You must go!"
"Ok but----"



Pfff...Like whatevvverrr. There is no way that happened, you're just being stupid. Like, O-M-G, this is just DUMB.

Ok, YOU weren't even there!

But ANYWAY...without any further innruptions...

...
uhh, well I can't remember exactly what happened...


Maybe it was just Hannah in her car...

But regardless:


There was lots of dancing.
And drinks with tiny umbrellas.

I calls it likes I sees it yo. Bon Appétit.

Today was very fabbity-fab-fab!

I was just sitting at home thinking, "I wonder what new, exciting things might happen today!?" when suddenly the telly rang.
"Hello?" I said.
"Get yo azz down here playa!" Said a familar voice.
"Why?"
"Wez gotsta do some volunteers crizap."
"But-"
"NOW! And don't give me no shit, you know I a gansta mother F$%&er and I pop a cap in yo azz if youz don't do what I say 'cause I said it... Bitch."
Click.
"Well I better get going."


Soo~ to the ballpark I went!




I arrived at the park. It was very pretty and slighty green too. I wanted to jump into it and play with the tiny ant people. But because of dumb reality and not having superman like powers, I could not.

At the park I found...



Eric! A very nice man. He probably enjoys roses. Maybe Honeysuckle.
"Eric!" I said because thats who it was.
"@#$@#^%@#$@#" He said.
"Haha, you're a trip Eric!"

But Eric wasn't the one that called me.
It was the one, the only, the mysterious, devious, maniacal, voluptuous, alluring...


Mollums!

Eric made fun of Sussical and Molly got a little offended.
She made him "go away."

I didn't ask questions.

There was all sorts of food in the concession stand! We ate a lot while we were there. Molly ate like three hot dogs and tons of candy. I don't know where she puts it all!



I ate cheese. I desided it was a good idea to eat it right out of the machine. It wasn't. It was WAY hotter and spicer than I thought it would be, and I accidently smacked Molly in the recoil backwards from the cheese machine. Molly had me in a force grip or this cheese was choking me from the inside, but either way I almost died.



"Maybe you should have used these chips with the hot Mexican girl on them."



"Why? I don't need any chips to eat this. It was yummy without chips!"
"Umm..you got a little something on...oh well, ...nevermind. Enjoy your cheese kid."
"Mmmm, thanks!"



Just then I got a great idea.
"I've got a great idea Molly!" I said.
My idea was a dandy.
"This idea is a dandy!"
So I told Molly my idea.
"Let me tell you my idea!"
"TELL ME ALREADY!"
"Ok well..."
...
...
"That sounds like a bad idea." Said Molly.
"I heard somewhere it's made of tinkerbell dust, like the kind that makes you fly!" I explained.
"Really!?" exclaimed Molly.
"Uh-huh, lets try it!"

and so


I snorted pixistick ...dust.

Then it was Molly's turn.


"Ok my turn, I can't wait to be able to fly!"



"Uhhh that was AWFUL!"
I don't think Molly liked the fairy dust very much.



She didn't feel very well afterwards and I think she might have been a little mad that I convinced her to do it.
"You suck. That stuff didn't even make me fly." Said Molly

It didn't make us fly, but it did make her a little crazy.



She started to steal all of the money out of the cash redgister!
I think she needed the money to get more fairy dust, but I wasn't really sure.
"Hehehehe it's alll mineeeee. My prrrrecccciiiiooous..."



I was astonished!
"Molly!" I sternly asserted!
"WHAT!?" She retorted.
"You can't do that! I'm ashamed of you!"
"...you're right, I'm very sorry."



She looked very sad. I knew she was sorry and didn't mean it, so I desided to cheer her up.
"Lets take a group picture!"
"Okay!"



Molly was a camerahog.
"I'm the cuter one so I should be in more of the picture." She explained to me patiently.
"Thats not fair!"

So we took another:


I got in a little more this time, through sheer force. Shes one tough cookie though and I couldn't force my way all the way in.
"You're one tough bugger you know that."
"Yes, I know. I'm going to kick your ass if you try and do that agian too."
"Thats not very nice."
"Deal."

After awhile and lots of coaxing, I finally got her to agree to a picture with both of us:



(Both in unison) "Cheese!"

But this time there wasn't any on my face.


Good luck on your AP tests everybody!

Also:

How creepy are my teeth, really? They look like a bad guy from a james bond movie. :D

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Today was very interesting!


Molly wanted to buy some "nunchaku." I didn't know what those were but she explained to me in laymans terms that she wanted some nun-chucks.

"DIVE!!" She said.


So I DROVEEEE!


She made this face the whole time.


She finally got her nun-chucks.


She REALLY loved those nun-chucks.


"Now that we've got the nun-chucks I've got another great idea. hehehehe"




Uh oh, what chu talkin' 'bout Mollis!? You've got that crazy glint in your eye agian!


...



Ice Cream Sundays!!!!

The End!

While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over. "So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

The Scarlet Letter movie is ALOT better than the book!!!!

Chinese food rocks <3!
thank you times two!

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